Tabs has won a number of prestigious awards over the years, like the one he frequently cites in his email signature, “Winner of People magazine’s 2010 World’s Sexiest Tabby award,” but ya know, I’ve won a few awards of my own.
World’s Sexiest Tabby, 2010
No, not for my groundbreaking research in cat phrenology. My awards have typically been for less…influential endeavors, like my last place award in the 2007 Amateur Karaoke Championships (Western Division).
What a joke, too. That was supposed to be my year…
I’d planned to sing Easy Lover by Phil Collins, a song I knew like the back of my hand, but replaced it with Maria from West Side Story at the last minute.
It was an unorthodox move, to be sure, but a gamble that I felt confident would pay off in the end.
Wrong. I thought that with so many other entrants also singing Phil Collins songs, I’d pull ahead, but then I screwed up the lyrics to the song…
In the song, when I should have been emoting, “Mah-ree-ahh, Mah-ree-ahh, Mah-reee-ahhhhh,”, my brain short-circuited, and I sang “Pru-nella, Pru-nella, Pru-nellaaah” into the microphone instead.
Prunella, like the name of today’s unsung makeup hero, the $15 MAC Eye Kohl in Prunella.
Seriously, how was I to know that this shimmery, blackish plum would infiltrate my psyche at such an inopportune moment? 
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